Mayo by itself is a great enhancer of sandwiches

I really want to take a minute to talk about something controversial that is also near and dear to my heart. Mayonnaise, I believe, seems to be the most controversial condiment in our society, and I think it is the absolute best thing ever. People seem to be repulsed by the sight of it, even threatening to throw whole sandwiches away if it has a smidge of mayonnaise (please don’t throw away sandwiches). I am staunchly pro-mayonnaise and try to take advantage of any opportunity I have to defend it. Just call me Mr. Mayonnaise. Not because I’m white and full of fat, though.